Party is cancelled!!!
Nope, just kidding. Party will start at 2pm, must show ID at the door or you WILL NOT be let in. Must provide bouncer with information on your max lifts. 100 burpees must be completed to enter building. Must wear velvet. 100 Turkish Get Ups must be completed in order to eat. Must argue with Matt & Zoe about lack of protein in Vegan diet. 100 pull ups must be completed for a glass of water. I MUST be the best looking one there or everyone goes home! NO ONE LEAVES UNTIL LUKE DEADLIFTS 1000LBS!
okaaaay, that was a little much even for me. But they just kept coming to me. Here are the real details.
Starts at 2pm. I imagine we will be eating shortly after that as we will not want to wait and let dishes get cold. If you are coming later, that’s cool because I like to eat so I can do it for a long period of time. If you do not have a dish, that’s cool too! Your soothing voice will fill my heart rather than my tummy. Everyone just come and have fun.
Prizes will be drawn around 4ish. They include:
– 2 Separate Sublime clothing draws
– A real cool Gorilla Jack prize package
– 2 months free training at Sublime. We will draw 3 of these, each person will get 2 free months with us.